Dating is rough at the transport layer

Posted in Fun on April 22nd, 2010 by Jessica McKellar16 Comments

Love can be unreliable, even when you use TCP


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  1. anon says:

    Comcast is like the parent that stops you from dating by sending RST continually.

  2. mike says:

    Three way handshake…. is that what the kids are calling it these days ?

  3. digamma says:

    He had his chance to PSH and he didn’t take it.

  4. SWSPT says:

    Just DDOS her: Please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please.

    She might blackhole you though. Or blackeye you.

  5. delectate says:

    always reset ,neither only girlfriend but nor tcp connect.fml

  6. lancelot mak says:

    u may need a x’mas scan
    so she may be confused
    l-p

    just dun try the null scan
    it just doesn’t work

  7. why says:

    that’s good

  8. hshh says:

    Try UDP

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